If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother Jeepney V-Neck Shirt

Lightweight and lived-in, this V-neck tee carries a wink of humor and a strong, confident voice. The front print—bold blue lettering with a bright accent—reads as a cheeky, unapologetic statement that slides easily into everyday wear. Soft, breathable cotton and a semi-fitted cut make it comfortable for errands, meetups, or a laid-back brunch. Wear it with high-waist jeans and sneakers, layer it under a denim jacket, or let it stand alone when you want your outfit to do the talking. It’s for people who appreciate dry humor, subtle sass, and clothes that feel familiar from the first wear.

Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for breathability and print clarity
- Ribbed knit V-neck collar with seam for shape retention
- Twill shoulder tape to stabilize seams and reduce stretching
- Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem for durability
- Semi-fitted cut with tear-away label for comfort and clean finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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